Everyone’s Favorite Four-Letter Word

I am of course referring to “free.”

<Wait - what?…Those words?  I don’t mean any of those.  Besides which, this is a family publication….>

Everyone loves things that are free.  Because human nature.  Because duh.

“My favorite thing is free stuff. I'll take anything.”

-- Cindy Margolis

“I'll do anything for free stuff.”

-- Sandra Bullock

The contrast of free ve…